How I Know Kate Upton Is Cool
"Why the Brooklyn Nets when they can be the New York N———s? The cheerleaders could be the Brooklyn B——hes or Hoes. Team logo? A 9 mm with hollow-tip shell casings strewn beneath. Wanna be Jay-Z hip? Then go all the way!"

Phil Mushnick, New York Post columnist

Seriously, Mushnick? No, no, no, seriously, Mushnick?

(Source: New York Post)

Jose joined something called FanTapper, which I assume is like Pinterest, but just for Jose Canseco. 

Jose joined something called FanTapper, which I assume is like Pinterest, but just for Jose Canseco. 

Four absurd tweets in five minutes.

Four absurd tweets in five minutes.

Jose Canseco’s twitter account vanished weirdly today, sort of just like Jose Canseco’s Twitter account appeared.
UPDATE:

Jose Canseco’s twitter account vanished weirdly today, sort of just like Jose Canseco’s Twitter account appeared.

UPDATE:

Jose Canseco’s 7 best tweets from the last 20 minutes.
Jose Canseco’s haters are setting a retweet record today.

Jose Canseco’s 7 best tweets from the last 20 minutes.

Jose Canseco’s haters are setting a retweet record today.

The Boomstick. Also, THE BOOMSTICK!
The $26 ($1.45/ inch) hot dog that can only be purchased at Texas Stadium.
It’s funny, because I’ll never ever eat it.

The Boomstick. Also, THE BOOMSTICK!

The $26 ($1.45/ inch) hot dog that can only be purchased at Texas Stadium.

It’s funny, because I’ll never ever eat it.

Relax, Stan. Have a Diet Pepsi.
This Orlando Magic press conference.

Relax, Stan. Have a Diet Pepsi.

This Orlando Magic press conference.

Whoa! Jeremy Lin’s hospital bed pic, you guys?! He looks sad as sh*t!
Thankfully, accompanying message is more positive than the look on his face.

Get well soon, Jeremy!

Whoa! Jeremy Lin’s hospital bed pic, you guys?! He looks sad as sh*t!

Thankfully, accompanying message is more positive than the look on his face.

Get well soon, Jeremy!