Dick Pic Disseminator And Bathroom Stall Sex Scandal Apologist A.J. Daulerio Named Gawker.com Editor In Chief, Foot Soldier Tommy Craggs To Take Over For Daulerio At Deadspin, These Jobs Are Probably Just As Brutal As Their Last Jobs

New Editors Named to Gawker and Deadspin [New York Times]

A.J. Daulerio Was Eyeing Opportunities Outside of Gawker Before Editor Offer [New York Observer]

For posterity, here’s that profile that GQ wrote on A.J. a short while back: The Worldwide Leader in Dong Shots

Club Kid N’er Do Well And Sometimes Actress Who We Loved In Mean Girls Lindsay Lohan Struck A Deal Somewhere In The Vicinity Of $750,000 And $1 Million Dollars To Pose For Playboy, You Can Bet Your Grandma’s Or 24-Year-Old Recovering Meth Head Friend’s False Teeth She’ll Be On The Cover

(Via The Superficial)

Ben & Jerry’s Schweddy Balls, Clever Ice Cream Concoction Named For Alec Baldwin’s SNL Character Pete Schweddy, Pulled From Shelves, Narrow Minded Moms Get Their Way Again

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Fashion Icon Muammar Gaddafi Killed By 18-Year-Old Rebel Badass Who’s Keeping The Former Dictator’s Golden Gun As Bounty, None Of This Is Yet Confirmed

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