"Why the Brooklyn Nets when they can be the New York N———s? The cheerleaders could be the Brooklyn B——hes or Hoes. Team logo? A 9 mm with hollow-tip shell casings strewn beneath. Wanna be Jay-Z hip? Then go all the way!"
Phil Mushnick, New York Post columnist
Seriously, Mushnick? No, no, no, seriously, Mushnick?