Charles Haley, the only player in NFL history to win the Super Bowl five times, was selected along with other notables Bill Parcells and Jerome Bettis to this year’s class of NFL Hall of Fame inductees. He recorded more than 100 sacks during his 12-year pro football career with the Cowboys and 49ers.
This was the third consecutive year Haley was up as a finalist for HOF selection. He failed to be picked for the Hall in 2010 and 2011, possibly because during his playing days Charles Haley was a wild man who distinguished himself for poor behavior on and off the field.
Those who’ve read Jeff Pearlman’s prolific book on the ’90s Cowboy, “Boys Will Be Boys: The Glory Days And Party Nights of the Dallas Cowboys Dynasty,” know exactly what I’m talking about. An except from the chapter on Haley titled “The Last Naked Warrior” -
Haley would stroll up to an unsuspecting (49er) teammate, whip out his phallus, and repeatedly stroke it in his face. Players initially laughed it off…
But Haley refused to stop. He would jerk off in the locker room, in the trainer’s room. He’d wrap his hand around his penis, turn toward a Joe Montana or John Taylor, and bellow, ‘You know you wanna suck this!’
It got to the point that Haley would wack off during meetings, to the point where the white stuff came out. And he would usually be talking about other players’ wives when he was flogging his dolphin.