An unsuccessful attempt to take a selfie in a car with my dog. (Taken with Cinemagram)
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ESPN NBA reporter Chris Broussard didn’t just attack Jason Collins’ homosexuality today, he attacked his religious beliefs — WHICH IS CRAZY!! (Chris Broussard, you are crazy.) In the Sports Illusrtrated article in which he came out today, Collins also discussed his religious upbringing:
I’m from a close-knit family. My parents instilled Christian values in me. They taught Sunday school, and I enjoyed lending a hand. I take the teachings of Jesus seriously, particularly the ones that touch on tolerance and understanding.
Broussard, a Christian, said in his comments that a person living a homosexual lifestyle could not, well, possibly be characterized as a good Christian like him, too:
“… Personally, I don’t believe that you can live an openly homosexual lifestyle or an openly premarital sex between heterosexuals, if you’re openly living that type of lifestyle, then the Bible says you know them by their fruits, it says that’s a sin. If you’re openly living in unrepentant sin, whatever it may be, not just homosexuality, adultery, fornication, premarital sex between heterosexuals, whatever it may be, I believe that’s walking in open rebellion to God and to Jesus Christ. I would not characterize that person as a Christian because I do not think the Bible would characterize them as a Christian.”
Hear the rest of Broussard’s rant here if you like.
This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).
or you know this could be photoshopped
but idk
you tell me
this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true
This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.
Patrickmelon
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.
These peppermeloni dreams go on when I close my eyes.
(Source: tumblr.com, via laughterkey)
@moneyries: Where’s Waldo? He’s at The Masters. Tumblr of the day - waldoatthemasters
This is…Waldo at the Masters.
The Great Gatsby was originally published 88 years ago today. Had Nintendo adapted the game in the late-1980s, it would have looked like this.
Spelling bee whizzes will also be quizzed on definitions
(Photo: Alex Brandon / AP file)
It’s no longer good enough to spell six-syllable words — kids who hope to advance to the semifinals and finals of the Scripps National Spelling Bee also have to know what the head-scratchers mean.
In other news, the organizers of the Scripps National Spelling Bee are sadists.
This just in: Organizers of the Scripps National Spelling Bee will also require contestants to recite definitions of words while covered in actual bees.
Jerk move.
Cheetos come to those who believe it. And that’s the way it is.
@comedycentral says the company that still pukes up yet another season of south park
They’re not wrong.
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