May 2011
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Anonymous asked: Want a beer?
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“I don’t know what my assistant would do besides get me pot.”
– Zach Galifianakis, on not having an assistant.
TIME: Zach Galifianakis Hates to Be Loved
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BuzzFeed: 8 Quotes From Amy Poehler's Harvard... →
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Amy Poehler addressed the Class of 2011 at this year’s Harvard commencement ceremony. It was a riveting speech that referenced Oprah, iPhones, Mark Zuckerberg and The Winklevii, as well as Boyz II Men. Here are my eight favorite quotes:
“I can only assume that I am here today because of…
Watch the video. She definitely almost drops an F bomb at one point.
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Watchjoyengel:
Sooo, this is the new Taylor Swift video! And it’s for “The Story of Us,” which is like my JAM. And there are parts of it that I super liked! Like when she is dancing very badly and looks all messed up. Because I dance to this song in my apartment sometimes and I like to think I look just as bad as Taylor Swift while I’m doing it!
It’s better than the video for “Mean” which was one...
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“Picture this, we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor.”
– Shaggy, It Wasn’t Me (via moneyries)
You better help me solve this problem Or I’m gonna get this money and rob them
~ ODB, Got Your Money
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So teenagers are posting pictures of themselves...
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thatnigeriankid:
Clap for yourselves. You’re so original.
Yeah, I love OFWGKTA, but that’s ridiculous.
Do you - don’t follow a fad.
Odd Future is for the children.
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Dumb Tweets @ Brands
twerkteam-allstars asked: I appreciate the follow. I also adore everything that BuzzFeed does! I am an avid reader/occasional troll.
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The Ass of Pippa, A Poem →
This is some classy brilliance.
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